Kuidas tunda ära Microsofti viirust?
selle kood on kirjutatud C++'is, koodi pikkus 7MB,
töötamiseks vajab vähemalt 4MB RAMi, soovitatav 8MB, optimaalne 16MB ja parim 32MB,
oma hävitustööd ei saa ta kunagi tehtud, kuna paneb ise pange,
sisaldab toetust CGA kaardile ja pesumasinale,
levib koos installeerimisprogrammiga,
temale saabub pidevalt bugfixe,

Saavad kokku COMMAND.COM ja komandör Norton. Norton küsib: "Öelge, sm. COMMAND.COM, mispärast teie õieti isakest Windowsi ei salli?" Command.com vastab: "Vaadake, mina ei salli isakest Windowsi sellepärast, et tal on pidevalt mingi hiire hais juures..."

I have sorted through my tagline manager and have found all of the Microsoft bashing taglines I can possibly find. Please have yourself a laugh at Bill Gates expense:

I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2!
"Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95"?!?!?!?
"Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!"
#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!
- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
.. Bugs come in through open Windows.
..Windows NT Performance", on the next "In Search Of"
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1.
Bugs come in through Open Windows
Chernobyl used Windows
Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...
Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot
WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
Get OS/2 2.0 - The best Windows tip around!
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief!
He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in
How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!
One man's Windows are another man's walls...
OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors.
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Please call the windows police. I've caught another gpf.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.
This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2
Windows error 000 : No errors found! [CLOSE]
Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting
Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something!
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!
Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows only crashes itself under OS/2. Not the whole machine.
Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!
Windows tip: set BUGS=OFF in your config.sys
Windows would look better with curtains.
Windows-Brain Dead, OS/2-for people who can chew gum and think!
Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: Training wheels for OS/2
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: XT emulator for an AT.
Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace
Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows!
Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
Chicago runs best on a VCR.
Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift!
Chicago... The biggest thing since New Coke!
Chicago: NT deja vu!
Chicago? Been There,... Done That 2 Years Ago! I run OS/2!
Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"I believe OS/2...to be the most important OS...of all time" Gates '87
"OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS. . ." Bill Gates
"OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s" - Bill Gates
- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
B.Gates : quality software :: R.McDonald : gourmet cuisine
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. ...Bill Gates.
It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! --Bill Gates
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence